beware of happy endings

Hey. My name's Nora and my fandoms include Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire, and etc. Warning: this is my personal blog and anything I say is said without sensor. I also have a gpoy tag because I'm a self-indulged prick.

*happily purrs*

timelywhispers:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I don’t know if it’s been pointed out before, but have you ever noticed how the first sniper points at John’s heart but when it comes to Sherlock, he points at his brain?

Like it’s their strongest points. Oh my god

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

shadowsofwho:

Not mine. I just wanted to have them together and in order.

this is glorious

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities[worth100/laughingsquid]

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

[worth100/laughingsquid]

"Maybe it’s more like you said before, all of us being cracked open. Like, each of us starts out as a watertight vessel. And these things happen— these people leave us, or don’t love us, or don’t get us, or we don’t get them, and we lose and fail and hurt one another. And the vessel starts to crack open in places. And I mean, yeah, once the vessel cracks open, the end becomes inevitable….But there is all this time between when the cracks start to open up and we finally fall apart. And it’s only in that time that we see one another, because we can see out of ourselves through our cracks and into others through theirs. When did we see each other face-to-face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours. Before that, we were just looking at ideas of each other, like looking at your window shade but never seeing inside. But once the vessel cracks, the light can get in. The light can get out."

"I’ve learned that things break. Sometimes the broken are fixable; other times, they are not. But there can always be hope."

— Austin (Drama Banquet 2013)

if-dementors-were-pink:

swoonforme:

aguamentis:

pottergood:

davyjonesing:

#IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink

and then draco becomes the greatest artist in britain

can you tell we haven’t had a new book in a while

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

amysdead:

u bitches better reblog this i worked really hard on it

amysdead:

u bitches better reblog this i worked really hard on it

hellyeahangels:

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

that is legitimately the entire meaning of the song
and then the next verse, about it following her to school, which gets her in trouble, was because society didn’t like what he was teaching/saying and it was her fault he was there
did you even look it up or

pillory:

there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again

joanshepard:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

Yes, I use lamps :) <3

I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.

Jenna-Louise Coleman at the BAFTA TV Awards 2013

(Source: ellieoswald)

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth